Tim Hortons

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 05/16/2018 at 17:58 • Filed to: None

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This is the real Timmies experience. I sure wouldn’t want to live in the shithole of a city where this occurred...wait....

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Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:08

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That goes perfectly with their shitty coffee

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Wacko 05/16/2018 at 18:08

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And food, and staff.

chaozbandit > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:09

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The birthday cake stuff is delicious.

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:12

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so bad.. and those napkins are not soft..

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:13

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Looks like she knows what she is doing, doesn’t look like this is her first time

Nibby > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:13

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vicali > Wacko 05/16/2018 at 18:15

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def a professional

nermal > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 18:24

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I would like to see a detailed flow chart of her thought process, leading up to the decision to poo on the floor.

The Compromiser > nermal 05/16/2018 at 19:04

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Here you go:

McMike > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 19:10

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Makes me wonder if she went in to use the bathroom and they woudln’t let her until she bought something.

gettingoldercarguy > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 19:11

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That comment:

“Horton, here’s a poo.”

Is just perfect

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > gettingoldercarguy 05/16/2018 at 19:17

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yeah, I really only go to deadspin for the hot takes and comments. I don’t actually care about sports

404 - User No Longer Available > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 19:32

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Must be an angered Morris Marina’s Owner’s Club member.

Ash78, voting early and often > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 19:34

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Timbits or more of a Timruns?

LOREM IPSUM > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 22:10

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At least it wasn’t Surrey this time.

LOREM IPSUM > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/16/2018 at 22:32

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > LOREM IPSUM 05/16/2018 at 22:48

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I hope they release her name soon and it ends up being “Jane Doe” from Surrey. I’ll feel better then

pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/17/2018 at 03:59

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stop the world i want to get off.